[[File:Russell door.jpg|500px|thumb|[[wikipedia:Russell's_teapot| Russel's teapot]] painted on the Russell suite door]]'''Russell''' is the suite between Valhalla and Karma. It is named after logician and social critic [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrand_russell Bertrand Russell], who once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation."He also once said, "Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality". (It is quoted to the right side of the Russell suite door). Bertrand Russell died in 1970, possibly inspiring the choice of name.

Russell is generally located near the middle for most "Suite Culture" metrics. Russell Suite is neither super quiet nor rowdy. It is generally clean (except possibly during the [[Interim Period|interim period]]), and Russellites are quite friendly. Many suite activities consist of hanging out in the Kitchen or watching a TV show or movie in the Lounge, sometimes with refreshments.