On Christmas Day 2014, at approximately 8:30 PM, several of Escher's toilets simultaneously exploded. As so often happens with major disasters, Escher was totally unprepared. Every officer was gone. Following is a firsthand account from former and eternal honorary member [[Yoko]].

'''Christmas 2014, 8:40 PM'''

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i really don't know what to do here.

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'''January 5, 2015'''

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'''December 13, 2017'''

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