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Latest revision as of 16:01, 14 March 2023

On maybe September 15, 2018, House members Martin Card, Raven Eaddy, and Sky Christoph gather in O’Keeffe Kitchen at midnight in an impromptu meeting that would result in the creation and consolidation of new cultural vernacular.

It all began with a misunderstanding in which Card said two words that rhymed, prompting Christoph to state, “that’s bars.” Card heard “that’s sparse,” and thus the culture shift began.

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Terminology

Original Terminology

  • sparse (adj.): deadass
  • scarce (adj.): next level sparse. You can’t lie on scarce
  • pitted
  • buck
  • nauby
  • launched
  • in the barrel: when you're surfing and such
  • admirate
  • tiled
  • hooved (phonetically hoooOOoOoooOOved)
  • tucked: when you needa hit that mf sack
  • Cloud Buck (atop which sits Guy Fieri)
  • sleighed
  • stepped
  • packed
  • t-posing

Aftershocks

  • laundered
  • dice
  • dorty
  • stamped down
  • runtergestampft
  • galactic
  • spaced
  • ask. and bid.
  • knocked
  • orange ice
  • brutscheln
  • nutritionize
  • potted
  • goose


Important Information

Sparse, Illuminati’s not real.

Scarce, Illuminauby is pitted.

Shirts are really just three sleeves.