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On maybe September 15, 2018, House members Martin Card, Raven Eaddy, and [[User:Yunglanktallslank|Sky Christoph]] gather in O’Keeffe Kitchen at midnight in an impromptu meeting that would result in the creation and consolidation of new cultural vernacular.
It all began with a misunderstanding in which Card said two words that rhymed, prompting Christoph to state, “that’s bars.” Card heard “that’a “that’s sparse,” and thus the culture shift began.
== Terminology ==
=== Original Terminology ===
*sparse(adj.): deadass*scarce (adj.): next level sparse. You can’t lie on scarce*pitted*buck*nauby*launched*in the barrel: when you're surfing and such*admirate*tiled*hooved (phonetically hoooOOoOoooOOved)*tucked: when you needa hit that mf sack*Cloud Buck (atop which sits Guy Fieri)*sleighed*stepped*packed*t-posing
=== Forgotten / Post-Culture Shift Terminology Aftershocks ===
*laundered
*dice
*dorty
*stamped down
*runtergestampft
*galactic
*spaced
*ask. and bid.
*knocked
*orange ice
*brutscheln
*nutritionize
*potted
*goose
==Important Information==
Sparse, Illuminati’s not real.
Scarce, Illuminauby is pitted.
Shirts are really just three sleeves.